Deploying Treats to our Military and Supports

Crayon Eaters Unite November 2022 Newsletter!

Crayons Ready-to-Eat LLC

November Update

We are sexcited to finally have our product in hand.

In October, we began shipping all pre-orders and crowdfunding orders. Our team is working dilligently to ship thousands of orders and ensure you all recieve the quality product you purchased.

We also opened sales for NEW orders!

New orders are taking 14-21 days to ship currently as we keep up with demand.

Starting in December, our distribution will be moved to an external facility to keep up with the volume and ship time will be cut down to several days.

Crayons Ready-to-Eat™

Crayons Ready-to-Eat™


Crayons Ready-to-Eat™

Each Crayon Ready-to-Eat™ (CRE™) tastes like delicious vanilla-flavored Chocolate Crayon that is edible. You can write and/or color with. Because of their triangle shape, you will not lose one because it rolled off your table. These are also much easier to hold and grip onto for just about any age. Easy to clean up with soap, water or your tongue for that matter, these are just about the safest crayons to be on the market.

Each Pouch Contains
6 Crayons Ready-to-Eat
1 Jarhead Red™ 
1 Squid Blue™ 
1 Dawg Face Green™ 
1 Flyboy Yellow™ 
1 Puddle Pirate Orange™ 
1 Space Cadet White™ 

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Do you know a store or online shop where we can have our CRE’s carried in? Contact us for wholesale opportunities and retail contracts at

Our Team was increidble honored to be a sponsor at the Military Influencer Conference in Las Vegas this October. Our CRE's were served as dessert to over 400 guests at the Mighty 25 Gala.

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Are you looking to feature CRE or our team for your upcoming event, outing or nonprofit? Contact our sales team today

It is a BIG pleasure to share that CRE is a semi-finalist in the National Grant for Veteran-Owned Small Businesses awarded byFounders First CDC.

Offering grant funding for “vetpreneurs” in honor of Stephen L. Tadlock, U.S. Navy Veteran.We are honored to be considered for this award by an establishment as formidable as this one.

On behalf of the whole team, thank you for all of your support!

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CRE's CEO and Cofounder attended the Warrior Rising Business Shower on Veterans Day in Salt Lake City.

The ecosystem of incredible mentors, supporters and peers have been pivotal in our growth and continued success here at CRE.

Learn more about Warrior Rising and how you can get involved below.


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The Holidays are quickly approaching, don't let your Marine or loved one feel left out without their very own CRE's.

Grab your pack ASAP to get yours in time for the holiday season!


Don't forget to follow us on social media for more updates as we continue to work hard to get our crayons produced. We are so close we can taste it. Literally! 

Or forward to your friends to sign up for our newsletter to stay in the loop with all things CRE. 

Thank you for taking this ride with us friends! 


The CRE Team 

Crayons Ready-to-Eat LLC

12515 Woodside Ave
Unit 443
Lakeside CA 92040
United States

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