Military Libs - Series Coming Soon
Military Libs: Fill in the Blanks!
SERIES COMING SOON!
At MilTreats, we’re all about honoring the warrior spirit while making sure you don’t take yourself too seriously. That’s why we created Military Libs, a battle-tested, boot-stompin’, laugh-loaded series where you fill in the blanks and turn the chaos of military life into your own hilarious masterpiece.
Whether you’ve dodged incoming (plural noun) coffee cups from your (rank) Staff NCO, survived a (adjective) questionable chow hall meal, or tried to keep a straight face in formation while someone’s stomach (verb) sounded off like a howitzer, these Libs let you relive the memories—or create some new ones.
What Are Military Libs?
Think Mad Libs, but with more humor and less crayons… oh wait, never mind, we have those too. Each book in the Military Libs Series is tailored to a different branch of service, from the crayon eating Marines to the high-flyin’ Air Force, the Coasties keepin’ it afloat, the Space Force Guardians defending us from space debris, and everyone in between.
How It Works:
1. You grab a book (or the whole series, because commitment is what we do).
2. You fill in the blanks with nouns, verbs, adjectives, and expletives you’ll need to censor yourself around the kiddos.
3. You sit back and enjoy the sheer chaos of your own creation, while trying not to spill your Cup of Shut The Fuck Up Coffee** from laughing.
4. Don't forget your Crayons...
Why Did We Create Military Libs?
Because military life is wild, and we needed a way to bottle that insanity into something fun. From boot camp to the fleet, every branch has stories that sound too ridiculous to be true—but somehow, they are. Military Libs is our way of giving you a tool to relive, rewrite, and laugh at the madness.
Ready to Fill in the Blanks?
Choose your branch, grab your pen, and let the nonsense begin. Just remember—whatever happens in Military Libs, stays in Military Libs… unless your (rank) Commanding Officer sees it.
Do you have an idea for a Lib to add to our books? if so email it to info@miltreats.com with the Subject: Military Libs Suggestion.
HOW TO PLAY MILITARY LIBS - For One, Two, Three, Four, or Your Whole Squad!
MISSION BRIEFING: You’ll find stories in this book with blank spaces where words are missing.
Your mission? Fill in the blanks to create the funniest, wildest, or dumbest military tale ever told. One player is the READER (the squad leader). The READER picks a story but keeps it top secret—no peeking! The rest of the players are the WRITERS. The READER asks the WRITERS for words (like a noun, verb, or adjective) without telling them where they’ll go in the story.
MISSION EXECUTION:
1. The READER asks each WRITER for a word. Example: “Give me a noun!” (Someone yells “toilet!”)
2. The READER fills in the blanks using the words given.
3. Once all blanks are locked and loaded, the READER reads the completed Military Libs story out loud.
4. Everyone laughs until their sides hurt—or until a Staff NCO tells them to knock it off!
THE FINAL OUTCOME? Your finished story might be hilarious, ridiculous, or make absolutely no sense—kind of like a new recruit trying to fold a poncho.
READY TO DEPLOY? Grab a book your squad, and get to work! Just don’t let your Officers catch you laughing too hard, or you’ll be pulling extra duty!